This is what is called "click bait" in the internet age.
Aimed mainly at my dearest dear darling collegiate students and suspiciously self-sufficient amateurs, this one's for you.
Things you can learn the week of a competition
What times do I dance?
What does the floor look like in the ballroom?
Who is judging?
What particular outfit from my competition gear am I choosing?
When am I doing my hair and makeup?
Who is doing my hair and makeup?
Who is videoing my dances?
What restaurants and coffee shops are nearby?
What time does the closest bar close?
Where is the restroom closest to the ballroom?
Where’s the practice room?
Where’s the changing room?
Where should I park?
Notice that none of those things started with “HOW”.
I love you, but stop taking lessons the week before your event. Well, stop taking your only private lessons of the year the week before you compete.
You know when you’re dancing in an event months, or at least weeks, in advance. TAKE YOUR PRIVATE LESSONS THEN.
The week before you dance an event, if you haven’t been taking private lessons previously or consistently, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to tell you some nice performance tips like: stand up straight, look up, smile, etc. While that CAN be helpful, you’re not really learning anything, just being reminded of things you already know to do. Which again, CAN be helpful.
BUT.
Are you going to learn any terrific technique that you can apply in less than six days? Are you going to learn any new figures that you are going to make look nice, well-rehearsed (aka, like you know what you’re doing), and correct in less than six days?
NO.
I’m sure you’re thinking, “But I will practice them and I’m really quick at picking up new what’s-its and this will totally be worth my time and money”.
IT WILL NOT BE.
It takes about 300 repetitions of something to make it “learned”. Yes, yes, you might know what you’re supposed to do, but knowing and doing are two very different things, my friends. And if you can crack on with 300 repetitions of each new thing you’re told within a week of your performance event, you are a better person THAN EVERYONE ON THE PLANET.
Teachers will often ask what kind of information you’re looking for, if you’re taking a lesson with them for the first time: something along the lines of “this weekend” information, “next month” information, or “one year” info. Roughly, they’re wondering what can they tell you that you can apply immediately (smile when you are in left side position; say “purple hippopotamus” when you bow), what can they tell you that takes a bit of practice but won’t explode your brains (follows do two toe releases on feather finishes; here’s a simple Silver routine), or what is some great information for you to practice for the rest of your dance life (LATIN MOTION or Standard Foxtrot “basics”).
And private lessons are the BOMB when you’ve been taking group classes as your primary form of instruction. The generalized form of instruction provided in groups is GREAT for learning patterns and broad rules of movement, but are not specific to you, your physiology, your partnership, and your talents. So, stop taking private lessons right before an event and start improving your dancing… sooner. Like now. GO NOW.