Boys. Men. Gentlemen.
You have a very practical job while you're on the floor. You lead, you steer, you counter-balance. No matter how artistically you do these things, you are not wearing a brightly colored, highly rhinestoned, swirly dress.
You are The Man in Black.
You are THE MAN. IN BLACK.
Be the man and suit up properly.
Two years ago: Scattered, in which I nerd out about crochet, again.