Today, I am lacking in kitchen tips (I promised the last 4 here), gardening advice, and anniversary hulabaloo.
First of all, it's really hard to come up with 10 kitchen tips when you're not that good at kitchening.
Second, it's really hard to come up with gardening advice when you're not that good at gardening.
Thirdly, holy crap, April 27th was my blog's damn birthday and I didn't even bake it a cake.
Let's go back...
I DO have two more kitchen tips and whoa, one of them will change your life, but doing a "Top 8 Kitchen Tips" seems a little like a cop-out or false advertising or something.
Maybe I should ask YOU for gardening advice. I took the little baby plants out of their first home- seed starting pods- and put them in the dirt of my raised bed. Now what? Is this what it's like to send your 18 year olds off to college? Because I do not like it.
So, after today, I think I'm going to recycle all my blog posts from last year, 'cause let's face it, most of you weren't reading then anyway, right? Or were you... Stalker.
And I really wish I could have baked a cake and taken pictures of the ol' R'n'F eating it because that is just. so. cute.
In honor of the 365+ days of weirdness I have entitled you to, next week will be all about "Stuff I Love" because we all know I like me some stuff. There'll be kitchen stuff and dance stuff and crafty stuff and baby stuff and well, you get it.
While you're thinking about buying me stuff (what? I still really neeeeeeeed that Snoopy SnoCone Machine), go buy your mom a card. No, that's not the start of a joke. It's Mom's Day on Sunday and being a mom ain't easy because we all are CRAZY and you know you had a poopy diaper at least once that made her gag, so get thee to a Hallmark store (or ball up and go to Patina for some real serious goods) and show some respect to that lady.
