This week- make your own glitter.
Really? Neat!
The first time I saw this, I said, "No way! That is so cool!" But then I thought about it. Isn't glitter punched out of super-thin sheets of colored metal? Why yes, says Wikipedia:
"Glitter describes an assortment of very small (roughly 1 mm²) pieces of copolymer plastics, aluminum foil, titanium dioxide, iron oxides, bismuth oxycholride or other materials painted in metallic, neon and iridescent colors to reflect light in a sparkling spectrum."
Hmmm... I'm suspicious of this project. Supposedly, you mix salt and food coloring together, bake it, and it becomes glitter. Okaaaaaayyyy...
This is glitter.
This is not.
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Here's the dealio:
Pour some salt in a bowl and add a couple drops of food coloring. Stir. Preferrably by a sweaty toddler being watched by her crabby sister.
It looks really cool once mixed. Spread it out on a baking sheet.
Put it in an oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes. Crabby sister is intrigued.
This is what appeared. Um, it's blue salt. It's about as sparkly as a vampire.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Plus, when I used this "glitter" with some glue, it turned into wet, blue salt.
Speaking of fails:
The bar-soap-to-liquid-soap experiment is not my fav. Maybe if I'd followed the directions, I would be happier about it. As it stands, I either have soapy water or supersaturated bar soap in a bottle. It's a mystery every time I take a shower! Fun! Sadly, I'll probably try it again.
Okay, you all actually read the directions (who does that?) for Special K Bars and noticed that there are butterscotch chips in them. After I had you convinced that there was nothing "scotch"-y about them, I understand you are confused. But the butterscotch is not IN them, it's ON them. It's like calling a cake "a chocolate cake" because it has chocolate frosting on it, even though it's white cake. Yeah? What's up? Still the winner! Woop woop!
