It's Ash Wednesday and that means the start of Lent and that means I'm coining the hashtag #NewLentNewIntent BECAUSE I AM A HUGE DORK.
I am giving up flour this year.
Yeah yeah yeah, I know many of my buddies have had to do this for medical reasons and whatnot, and there are a million harder things to do, but SHUT UP I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD ONE AND I'M STICKING WITH IT.
Do you "do" Lent? Do you give up stuff or try to add a good thing to your day? Don't you feel like Lent is sort of a latecomer's New Year's? And WHY is the Easter season so hilariously out of tune with the regular calendar this year [Ash Wednesday on Valentine's Day and Easter on April Fool's Day]?
Happy Lenting, y'all.