My name is Kate and I am funky.
I'm a 30-ish lady, married to a handsome dude, and have several children that are totally all right.
I've been teaching and competing in ballroom dancing for over fifteen years and have lots of opinions on it. I'm not an expert by any means (i.e. there are quite a few dancers who are better than me), but I have a solid knowledge of basic technique, so suck it.
I have a hard time sitting still and live by the "do something" motto.
I don't know how ladies wear long hair down. I can't stand it myself.
I've never worn a strapless dress. I don't have the goods to pull it off.
I feel unbalanced unless I'm wearing my huge ring. It's not a brass knuckles... It just looks like one.
I think this t-shirt is hilarious. Yet I have learned to love running, against my will.
I don't own a television or a microwave.
I hate writing bios of myself. But this one ain't bad.
I took the SATS when I was in eighth grade and got a 2250. It's been downhill ever since.
I overuse the ellipsis...