Lady Gaga vs. Ke$ha.
Go.
Lady Gaga
Makeup:
Part of the KISS army or Ziggy Stardust??
Ke$ha
Makeup:
Johnny Weir [anybody?] or… Ziggy Stardust?
Lady Gaga
Hometown:
Very East Coast
NYC and 212
Ke$ha
Hometown:
Very West Coast
Palm trees and the 405
Lady Gaga
Heritage:
Italian
Because it's just spaghetti and breadsticks over there
Ke$ha
Heritage:
Polish (and therefore Awesome)
We like vodka and sausage. Period.
Lady Gaga
Crazy Outfit:
Meat dress
How can I write a caption for this?
It's so hideous.
Ke$ha
Crazy Outfit:
Neon sign
Jem and the Holograms
Truly, truly, truly outrageous?
Lady Gaga
Top Single:
Among several others
Points for having Alex Skarsgård in the Paparazzi video.
Ke$ha
Top Single:
Among several others
Points for the boob adjustment in the We R Who We R video
Lady Gaga
Ruined forever because of a weird dance/workout routine performed by not-the-most-talented preteen girls choreographed to "Bad Romance".
Ke$ha
Everything sunny all the time always. Good time. Beach party.
Let's have a "talking like this" contest
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